January 2012
26 posts
brogod:
“My daughter has chosen the Dark Side”
I’m seriously dying right now asjdfknsldfn
Cutest thing I’ve seen in a while!!! :D
When I see my crush at a restaurant:
past-the-great-divide:
Expectation:
Reality:
Every. Time.
ty-wilson:
zli-duh:
andrewkletzien:
Why homosexuality should be BANNED.
Hi, you’re really hot.
Hi, I love you.
Now that he mentions it, I do tend to feel taller around tall people. :P
me: mom... dad... i've decided to live on my own from now on
them: ok
me: your luggage is outside
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
Every. Time.
kevinless:
Alright, Ke$ha. Against all odds, you’ve managed to disappear long enough to make us miss you. Please come back around with your beautifully slutty music and lackluster, dgaf performance style.
Heh, this made me giggle. People love my girl. You can’t help it. :P
December 2011
140 posts
Well, well, well, what a day.
I got into bed last night around 12 but could not, for the love of God, go to sleep. I didn’t get to sleep until 5am. Then I had to wake up at 11 to get ready for my 12-8pm shift at work. Now, for those of you who are new, I sell drugs. Well, legally. I’m a Pharmacy Technician… And today was just ridiculous. Yesterday I had this crazy lady tell me to my face that I was pretty.. I...
I know I only have -14 followers but I wish you would ask me questions. Lol
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations:
But this is his face in reality
TheHilariousBlog
Every. Time.